J O U R N A L I S M, part deux

"Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon" (apancake) 03/30/2017 at 09:56 • Filed to: Thanks Captain Obivious

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Can Green Car Reports get any more obvious?

Azrek > Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon 03/30/2017 at 09:59

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This is called a BFO...a Blinding Flash of the Obvious

Flavien Vidal > Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon 03/30/2017 at 09:59

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Yeah, buy a Prius and save the fucking world!

Fuck them. How about everyone stops buying shitty stupid cars and uses the ones that are already readily available to everyone. You know, before buying something new, make sure you’ve fully used what you have?? Fuck Prii and hooray to classic cars (or at least “older cars”) daily drivers.

For Sweden > Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon 03/30/2017 at 10:06

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Also plant a tree

Also cut off your limbs so you consume fewer calories

jimz > Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon 03/30/2017 at 10:08

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Or, move closer to where you work instead of patting yourself on the back for buying a 50 mpg car for your 100 mile commute.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > For Sweden 03/30/2017 at 10:14

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While your at it kill yourself, the earth is over populated.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon 03/30/2017 at 10:16

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Scene

[Interior: 221B Baker Street]

A ruddy man sat before Holmes and myself as Holmes gently played his fingers over his violin’s bow.

“What do you make of this individual, Watson?” Queried Holmes. My time in the Queen’s Fusiliers in Kandahar aided me in surmising that he was a fellow member of the Royal Army and I told Holmes as such.

“Clearly,” replied Holmes, “but he is also a footman by trade, but only recently found employment as such, having previously served a number of years as a carpenter’s apprentice.”

The man looked shocked. “Blimey, ‘ow’d you know that, guv”

“Simple, you see” began Holme before being interrupted by the man.

“I right sorry I am, guv, but I need to go German my lemons.”

“You need to go freshen up?” Asked Holmes

“No, shit, Sherlock”

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon 03/30/2017 at 10:16

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Or buy a conventional combustion engine car that puts out low emissions, and doesn’t have a massive battery, that is charged by coal and needs to be replaced every 8 years.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon 03/30/2017 at 10:34

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If you actually want to curb emissions, you shouldn’t buy a new car.

Tazio, Count Fouroff > Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon 03/30/2017 at 10:55

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Still waiting to see hard data on this...oh, that’s right, no one has any *smh*

interstate366, now In The Industry > Flavien Vidal 03/30/2017 at 10:58

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muh connectivity

For Sweden > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/30/2017 at 11:14

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:(

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > For Sweden 03/30/2017 at 12:01

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Well you suggested cutting of limbs I figured I’d escalate the situation even further.